DD, Track, Burn: Iconic offroaders

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
11/28/2017 at 06:14 • Filed to: dd track burn, oppositelock

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 06:27

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burn the lot and just have one of these

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Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > pip bip - choose Corrour
11/28/2017 at 06:33

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Holy cow imagine bringing one of those to Ward to ICON it out...

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WANT


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 06:34

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Daily the truck, and uh... flip a coin to see who gets burned I guess. I can’t decide between the bronco and the cruiser


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 06:44

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DD: Dodge

Track: Bronco

Burn: FJ (then cry, a lot)


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > pip bip - choose Corrour
11/28/2017 at 06:46

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... is the correct answer.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 06:47

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Sell all of them. Buy Singer Porsche to DD and Track.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 06:51

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just think, you can do it to a new one.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 07:17

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Daily the Bronco

Take the FJ to Moab

Burn the Dodge. Never liked that body style Dodge anyway.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 07:19

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Correction: They were iconic. Now they are merely Icons.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Stapleface
11/28/2017 at 07:21

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same


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/28/2017 at 07:44

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Not a fan of ICON?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 08:16

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Can I just burn a G-class AMG in their place?


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 08:30

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DD the Sweptline, Track the Sweptline, Burn the rest.


Kinja'd!!! John-Palazzo > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 09:16

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Can I just burn Icon?


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 09:26

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DD the Dodge

Track the Bronco

Burn the FJ, not a fan of the 4 door anyway


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > John-Palazzo
11/28/2017 at 10:02

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Kinja'd!!! John-Palazzo > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 10:24

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I have an unjustified hate towards anything Jonathan Wards’ grubby little mittens touch.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 10:47

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“Satin and flat! All of them! And no color - only grays and whites and blacks!”, Jonathan Ward screamed, fists bulging against his restraints, sweat dropping from his fevered brow as he gnashed his teeth against the muzzle strapped to his mouth.

But there was no one to hear his cries in the padded room, and the orderlies had cut the microphone feed long ago.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 10:47

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They all were better before icon got ahold of them... so burn these and find something original.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 11:22

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DD: Dodge

Track: Bro-co

Burn: FJ


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 11:41

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But I want a Defender 110 Double Cab

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Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > John-Palazzo
11/28/2017 at 11:59

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That’s ok, I always support unjustified hate. I hate Opels with all my heart for no good reason.

But come on man, the dude puts waaaayyyy more effort into his cars than any other so-called tuner (except for Singer and the select few others which are all cream of the crop). Every single piece of trim is made anew from a whole chunk of metal, every gasket and seal is completely overbuilt, everything is poly-urea-chemically-iodized-metallic-flake-matt-steel-painted so it’ll never ever rust or fade, every panel is perfectly straight. These cars and trucks would last for a thousand years with minimal maintenance.

The only drawback is that the headlights are kinda chintzy. Oh, and the price.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > interstate366, now In The Industry
11/28/2017 at 12:01

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I’ll allow it.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 12:41

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Burn the Bronco (I don’t like Broncos even though this would probably be the best vehicle for MOAB.)

Off Road Track the Toyota

Daily the Dodge


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > interstate366, now In The Industry
11/28/2017 at 13:45

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Don’t you mean the Icon enhanced G-Wagon?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
11/28/2017 at 14:27

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Any burned G is good.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
11/28/2017 at 17:09

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I’m happy for them to exist but I don’t think what they do is particularly significant and they certainly aren’t innovative.

If I were to have the coin then I’d look more to Bowler than I would Icon.